Feb 11, 2006
That’s what she said!
Hi Everyone! I know it’s been a while – i mean, I don’t even know if anyone still reads this thing! But here I go anyway… blogging away… Once again with not much to say…
I’ve decided to carry a small exercise book around with me everywhere I go, because I always have these completely random thoughts. Some of these thoughts are quite astounding, but most are pretty much stupidity. Nonetheless I’m going to do it anyway! I always jump on to write something here but always forget the thing that i said to myself – ‘i must blog about that!’. So here we go.
I was working the other day ( in the chocolate shop I work in ) and the shopping centre the shop is placed in is constantly playing the same set of music day in and day out. Now, this wouldn’t be so bad, were it my own selection of music. But the type of music they have playing is just ridiculous! And it gets so annoying that I just have to whinge about it on here!
This one song… Buses and Trains by Bachelor Girl -
“So I walked under a bus, I got hit by a train. Keep falling in love, which is kinda the same. I’ve sunk out at sea, crashed my car, gone insane. And it felt so good, I want to do it again” –
Now, you can’t be serious?! I highly doubt that this so called ‘Bachelor Girl’ was put into a coma just because she fell in Love. I mean, I’ve heard of metaphors but this is just stupid!
“I crashed my car last year and was placed in intensive care for several weeks while they put all my guts back in…”
“Really? Wow. Well… I fell in Love a few months back…”
“Yeah, that’s kind of the same…”
Give me a break! it just doesn’t happen! And for it to feel so good, she wants to do it again?! I’d like to really run her over with a bus just so I could ask – wanna do it again?! Coz it would be a lot of fun! – Maybe then she would see how good it would feel! What about those poor souls in the institutions that actually have gone insane – what is she saying? They’re all in Love? I don’t think so!
It’s just one of those annoying things that really Grinds my Gears! Throughout the day at work I don’t hear every song coz I don’t always take notice, but because this song is so annoying, I always hear it! I hate it!
You know what really grinds my gears? Valentine’s Day. But that’s a topic for another day!
Signing off, Robbie.
Oh man, this part, i laughed so hard at:
“I crashed my car last year and was placed in intensive care for several weeks while they put all my guts back in…”
“Really? Wow. Well… I fell in Love a few months back…”
“Yeah, that’s kind of the same…”
But then, as a result, i was singing that song at work, and the next day too.
Peace
Oh my gosh you are funny!! lol hehe.. had to stop myself from laughing out loud at the
““Really? Wow. Well… I fell in Love a few months back…”
“Yeah, that’s kind of the same…”
lines.. you are a v funny young man robert!! lol
only disappointing thing.. is that i was hoping that by the “that’s what she said’ heading, that it might just be a blog dedicated to the office… oh well – maybe next blog??