Robbie's Inner Workings…

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I was just on my way home, driving in my car, as ya do, and a thought came to me. Now, I for one absolutely hate hackers and spam and viruses and all that crap. Because I mean seriously does all that really help anyone? They’re just pathetic lonely little people who have nothing better to do than tamper with other peoples computers. Correct? Correct. There are plenty of security options out there of course. Anti-Virus programs, anti-spyware and firewalls and so on. All for which you have to pay for and all which get pretty much busted into in the long run anyway. So… what can we do to stop it? I have a theory…

The program will be called… Chicks with Clicks! Just imagine, if we could harness the female mind or Psyche and implement it into a computer program… it would be fantastic! Such a security of fortress! Just think… The code would be uncomprehendable! Hackers would approach your computer thinking ‘ooh, this looks nice, i’m sure i’ll get inside this one easy’ – but then out comes… Chicks with Clicks! Hackers could never follow it because it would be forever changing! Not only that, they would be almost always confused themselves. If they did manage to crack it, once they were inside the program they would then cause the program to somehow give out a vibe that would cause guilt. The hackers would then give the program space. After the hackers give them space the program would once again be unable to understand. It would continue on like this for almost forever…

Sound familiar?

Well, that’s my my theory for this post. Maybe if you’re lucky I’ll have another crazy theory for you all!
Sorry if there’s any spelling mistakes in the second half or the second half doesn’t make sense… I just got home from the pub!

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Signing off,
Robbie, The Brakfast of Champions.