Robbie's Inner Workings…

I’ve tried many ways to start this post by being a smartarse. Trying to express my feelings through humour. But I couldn’t figure out anything that I liked, so I’m just gonna come straight out and say it. I HATE DISLIKE POMS!! That’s right. Hate Dislike ‘em.

I’ve been watching the cricket tonight, in the hopes that we might win this game and therefore keep The Ashes from going to England. But because of “bad light” and a pussy no balls weak english captain, they are wasting time sitting in the rooms, waiting for light to come back. Sure, it’s tactical for the win, because it means that we can’t continue to get the bastards out, but the Poms stupidity astounds me! Ok, shall i put myself in a Pom-attending-the-game’s shoes? – ‘You know what, I think I might go to the game, pay my money, sit around for a couple of overs, and then cheer when they go off the ground. That sounds fun!’ – What a bunch of dickheads!

Now you might say – reverse the situation, what would Australia do? – Well, like Dean Jones said on the tele earlier. I would like to think that Ponting, in the spirit of the game, would continue on. And Australia, in games previously played throughout the last decade or so have been willing to play in rain, hail or shine no matter what the situation is.

The commentators even said how bad the decision is to go inside – the whole point is because the fast bowling puts the batsmen at risk coz they have trouble seeing the ball – but when the umpy gives Ponting the option to use spin bowlers on both ends, then changes his mind and sends everyone inside… Can anyone say BRIBE?! Especially when spin bowlers have almost a 0% chance of injuring a batsman with such slow bowling. But i don’t blame Michael Vaughan for being shit-scared to face one of the greatest spin bowlers of all time. WARNEY!!!

Something else the commentators said that I really liked was – in England, you either play in bad light, or you don’t play. – It’s such a dreary place England. Dull and boring. But that’s all I have to really say about it all. I’m making myself angry.

Oh, one more thing. Have you ever noticed that Poms are really really unattractive? Take notice next time…

Oh – and if it’s any consolation, Luke hates them too!

Anyways, once again signing off…
Robbie, The Breakfast of Champions.